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Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled. I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.Charlaine Harris
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My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.Charlaine Harris
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Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.Charlaine Harris
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Could I tell them I was sorry their loved one was dead, when he’d tried to kill me? There was no rule of etiquette for this; even my grandmother would have been stymied.Charlaine Harris
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In the world I lived in, the world of human people, there were ties and debts and consequences and good deeds. That was what bound people to society; maybe that was what constituted society. And I tried to live in my little niche in it the best way I could.Charlaine Harris
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The full moon symbol on my calendar no longer seemed to be a period marking the end of something, but just another way of counting time.Charlaine Harris
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I held on to my better nature by my fingernails but I held on.Charlaine Harris
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My bullshit metre is reading that as false'.Charlaine Harris
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Did we have sex?" he asked directly. For about two minutes, this might actually be fun. "Eric, " I said, "we had sex in every position I could imagine, and some I couldn’t. We had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. You told me it was the best you’d ever had." (At the time he couldn’t recall all the sex he’d ever had. But he’d paid me a compliment.) "Too bad you can’t remember it, " I concluded with a modest smile. Eric looked like I’d hit him in the forehead with a mallet. For all of thirty seconds his reaction was completely gratifying.Charlaine Harris